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Post by Dave Schultz on May 20, 2011 10:33:07 GMT -5
www.daveschultz.com/2011/05/count-down-to-the-end-of-the-world/Remember the world ends at 6PM Eastern Tomorrow. I have 2 bottles of $400 Johnnie Walker Blue I've been saving for years. No since saving them any more -- so I bought a bag of ice and I can be found in my easy chair sipping. I invite all hard belly girls from 18 to 35 (I ought to lower than to 16 since I'm going to Hell anyway -- but I'll stay with the 18 limit) to come over and give me a lap dance. It won't delay the end of time -- but it can't hurt -- and will make the Scotch even more enjoyable.
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